Does This Face Look Bothered?

Apparently I have been that this week and yes I can totally agree. I’ve got to one of them points where I have had enough of folk taking the piss. I’ll take it for so long but at the moment don’t go there lmao. Norman’s the biggest piss taker of all and I’ve had enough yet again, for some odd reason I feel a sense of de ja vu pmsl.

I don’t understand why some people and it’s mainly boys have this thing about doing it wrong, doesn’t matter what it is lol. Is it just to get the attention or summet cos shit I always give my full attention, unless I am alone and I’ve had a J and I’m merrily dancing along in my own little world.

Works been a not get very far very fast day, im in late tomorrow so I hope they are up to date when I get in so I can get delivery stripped and put out cos I’ve been in the coldroom today. It’s change over again, you know when we shift stuff about just to annoy the life outta ya and stop selling the stuff you really like pmsl. It’s annoying cos there’s so much to do and not enough time to do it in lol. Ohhhh you see some sights when you aint got a gun alright. Had this woman in with the biggest arse ever was huge, made me feel like the slimcea girl pmsl. the witch said is there any wonder men wank and yep she wasn’t wrong lol. Hey she might have been lovely and yes I know I am a lard arse but really you seriously can’t be happy and be that size. I just wish people would tackle the issue cos it’s not healthy for you in any way to get so fat. I know from my own struggles over the years, all the years thinking no I can’t do anything about it. Thing is I can and wallow in self pity and shovel food down me throat ain’t gonna do any good at all only make me ever more miserable. We all have problems and troubles and all the shit life throws our way and we all get that wee bit lost at times but you gotta I think, get to that point and you can do anything at all, well almost lol. I’ve been cutting down on food for the last couple of weeks. Funny actually cos fit man called yesterday, laid on the floor and watched Torchwood for an hour mind lmao, it’s nice just to chill for a while. I got me hair cut yesterday and as he’s laid at the side of me stroking my lard I mention me hair and he’d not noticed but he’d noticed I’d lost a bit of chub! Lovely, thanks, geeeee whiz.

Norman rang me up last night wanting pancakes for supper, this was at 2o past 8, that’s 20 minutes after bed time! I obviously pointed that out and pointed out that pancakes are not for supper. He rang wanting me to get me mum to make him some, cos she wouldn’t he thought he’d give me a whirl. Doesn’t wash with me mind and stern talking too he got. He was batting on about his dad the other day too. Aggression here we come cos that subject proper gets my back up. I don’t give a shit about him but he is Norman’s dad, not that you’d think it given he ain’t seen him since easter for all of ohhhh ten minutes. He’s called me once and out of principal I didn’t answer. He knows where his son lives yet still can’t be arsed to come and see him at all. It’s not me that’s missing out lets face it it’s his son and if he’s that selfish he doesn’t deserve him. Norman’s realising I think now that he’s a sad sac. Get a piece of my mind he will if I see him, especially if he starts bleating on. Life ain’t easy, get a grip and do your best stoopid man cos it’s only you that’s losing out on anything not me.

Argumentative, me, noooooo pmsl.  I’ll blame it on me hormoans, I can, I’m a woman. I think I am becomming less sentimental in my old age. Maybe it’s that stiff upper lip that’s kicking in cos I’m knocking on lol. People really do take life too seriously. If people slowed down and stopped wanting everything I think everyone would be a lot happier, less being more in many cases. I’ve been watching the news about plastic packaging and how they can’t recycle a lot of it. Lets go back to basics and ban packaging that can’t be recycled full stop, end of mass pollution by packaging. Stop making plastic bags for most stuff. Lets stop them making them annoying yoghurt and dessert pots that have edges and ridges so you can’t scrat every last yummy bit off them! Lets go back to basics. Lets not have shelves and shelves full of imported out of season goods, let’s grow our own. We should by all rights be a self sufficient country really and what we can’t have won’t hurt us cos right now half the worlds getting fat and the other half are starved to death. Go figure. We never used to have all the stuff we do and we never missed it. Our changing climate means we can grow different crops, grapes are apparently thriving in some parts, keep all the middle aged wino’s happy lmao.

I’m happy as larry despite being argumentative lmao. I got me hair cut, I’ve lost a bit of chub and I made fit man have it too, short of winning the lottery or sailing off on a cloud to my deserted island I think I’ll make that do. I’ve heard feelings and stuff being mentioned of late, am wondering what’s afoot but I’m sure I’ll figure it out at some point lol. Might be that it’s almost a year now. Been the best year I’ve had in many of them and I can say that honestly. Ok I’ve had some shite but fit man has really put a  smile on my face and made things a whole lot more bearable lol. Ohhh the joys. Obviously I won’t be holding me breath anytime soon lmao.

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That’s 2 of my fave singers brought albums out, now we have Daughtry, you know that bit bod off X Factor Us or summet silly maybe Pop Idol lmao. The voice ohhhhh deary me, well just like Rob and David and now Milow and Ray and Jack, well they have voices that just make me go ahhhhhhh.

So here’s a wee bit of summet ahhhh to listen to lmao.

Just for a change I am having a night in on me own lmao. Most nights are spent in on me own or watching over Norman cos he’s often worried someone’s gonna climb in the window and get him, how I’ll never know but there ya go, the marvelous fantasies that children create. Mind you many adults create the same fantasies when they grow up and that’s how they live. Must be fun that lmao. Alas real world I live in so I’m sat here on me lonesome watching CSI and adding a few of my recent piccys on here. I really have been neglecting this place lol. I come, I stop a while to read and off I go again lol. I do try and call round places lol, just of late I really ain’t have over much to say most of the time. Not sure why really but maybe it’s because I talk an awful lot of the time these days, work I’m always nattering away to the kids, mostly keeping em in order to stop em fucking about instead of working. Today I went off on one about mobile phones, one in the back on his and one on the til on his and aghhh we’re supposed to be doing a good job here. I like work to be done and I have a target to keep to in my books. So in between that and having a bit of a laugh too cos it would be shite otherwise I do lots of nattering there lol. Only time I ever get out so I have to enjoy it lmao.

I have fit man around now. It’s almost a year I have known him now so I have a feeling things must be going good. Not got me quid yet so I must be doing well lol. After 41 years dare I even think he might be sticking about for quite some time? Naaaa like fuck, he’s a bloke and we all know they change their minds more than their underpants. I ain’t got no complaints only one! I so wish he would sit still so I can some decent photos of him cos all he ever does is wriggle and pull faces and move and try move me lmao. He’s so entertaining too, has me almost peeing mesen sometimes with his silly antics, the tip tapping until I remind him I’m a girl, that lasts about a week and he’s back doing all his ninja moves again lmao, that silly little dance he does and those silly little 70’s music type tunes he does lmao. Sure he thinks he’s a porn star sometimes hehehe. I call him Earl most of the time cos he’s a my name is Earl fan and lordy he’s just like him and I have only seen it a few times through sufferance mind cos he’s got control of the remote, it’s a man thing. He’s gone out on the pull again tonight so I can have an early night lmao. I won’t text him tomorrow and then he’ll moan at me later on and I’ll point out that he can send a text before I do sometimes although there will be a piss off in the middle of that somewhere lmao. Mind if he texts me mid dayish I’ll ask if he’s just got home pmsl. It’s all fun with him, we take the piss non stop lol. It’s nice not to have someone moaning the life out of you all the time.

Ohhh a mate of mine was telling me today about this bloke she’s been seeing I think for about 6 weeks now. It was going ok but now he’s turned round and told her she can’t talk to people when they’re out, even her own kids, she ain’t allowed to get up and dance or owt like that and she’s to wear stuff up to the neck, apparently a strappy top ain’t good enough. So she’s kicked him into touch in no uncertain terms. Told her I didn’t blame her at all and she was right. Why do some people turn out like that I wonder? All starts well and then all of a sudden things change and you have to be assimilated pmsl. Yeah, right. Thankfully I ain’t got that problem and I ain’t once been made to feel less than by fit man. We talk about anything and everything. I have nothing to hide so if he asks I tell him. I’m his second longest relationship and the other lasted 18 years, he’s still around so I must be doing ok. I wouldn’t mind him hanging about 18 years I don’t think. He’ll take the piss outta my whiskers and I’ll take the piss about all them in his ears and up his nose lmao. I’m happy at the moment or I was cos he might have cut it all off now but he’s not had his hair cut in a week or so and usually it’s like a bowling ball cos it’s summer. I much prefer him with a bit of hair even though it’s grey cos it feels so soft when I mess with it lol and he messes with my fringe and spits on his fingers to wind me up pmsl. God I’m really lucky ain’t I, took bloody long enough pmsl.

Normans being Norman, summer holidays soon and I won’t see him for about three weeks yet again cos he’s off to sunny Florida. Yeah I’ll miss him cos even though I don’t have him all week he’s usually ringing me up when hes at me mums but there he can’t lol. I’ll even miss not having anyone to moan at me for all of 5 minutes and I’ll miss playing pick up for all of 2 seconds lol. I’ll miss him but not all the crap lmao. At times I so wish I could just up and wander off when he’s being a pain, obviously what makes it so frustrating is I can’t lmao. I have two whole weeks off work, well more actually but I plan on slinging stuff that’s surplus to requirements again. Where it all comes from is beyond me only I must have had lots of stuff cos I ain’t put owt new in to all these stashes for ages. Does it breed while the lights are off or something???? One day with any luck it will be all minimalist lmao. I’ll be able to rattle round then pmsl. Ohhh all the Thomas tank engine stuff is off cos Jack’s willing to trade it in for a new bike, wondering now if I can swing it for everything else to go pmsl. Cant’ see the bed for teddies and pillows and stuff. Ohhhh and the match attacks!

Ohhhhh the joys, three whole day’s off and my hormoans are working on over over time grrrrrrr. I’ll blame the weather too for my headaches cos of the pressures, ohhh and that’s behind me losing reception on me telly ariel in the bedroom too  grrrrrr. Ohhh and I have decided I need to lose the lard once again, if it doesn’t work in five minutes I’ll reach for some chocolate lmao. Ohhh I better go, I have crops to harvest lmao.

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

When you ain’t got a gun, not sure if that’s to put me out of my misery or for them pmsl. Ain’t it amazing the outfits you see on hot days, the fashion victims with all the garb and big sunglasses on, the no hopers that ain’t had owt white since it came from the shop and those folk that just don’t have mirrors in their house, maybe a good thing actually that one! Ohhh deary me. I ain’t no oil painting by any means, fell out the ugly tree I did but lordy. The minging feet and smelly bodies are unbelievable in sunny Pontecarlo. Ohhh and why do some people insist on wearing socks half way up their legs in the sandals or trainers???? All they need is a handkie tied on their heads and a camera bag. Rab C Nesbitt always springs to mind pmsl.

So it’s been glorious today, before it was lovely and hot just cloudy and misty lol. Today it was raining early this morning, a bit before school and by the time I plodded off to work it was beating down. Nice of course when you can go sit in it but alas, work and then child take over. Norman has been a first class twat today, mouthy little git too and if he ain’t careful a sharp slap on the mouth with my jelly hand might be in order. He pushes the boundaries to the max and I’m afraid at this moment in time I am also in one of those moods too. He still ain’t getting his target every day, we have one and then the rest of the week goes up shit creek without a paddle. He’s still fucking about in his bed trying his hardest not to go to sleep. I’m gonna have to think of summet to get him well and truly in order cos I am totally fucked off with it every single day, the mouth and the attitude and the strops, shit I know he’s a boy. He has my mums door slamming off to an art and the old ladies tutting and huffinh and puffing. It’s the Kevin & Perry routine that really fucks me off lmao. Aghhhhhhh, I tried swapping him for a dog today but they just wouldn’t have it. I’m sure they swapped my baby at birth and gave me this demon!

Despite child grating on my nerves right now things are pretty good, wish I could ditch a bit of this lard I have picked up somewhere, must have been that dairy milk chocolate but I wouldn’t swear by it. Ohhh the joys. I really do need to get my arse in gear once again, might turn me into the psycho bitch from hell mind lmao. Ohhh I think that might be a good idea at the moment lmao. Ohhhh yes did I mention I went to the docs to see what he had to say. Well he was gonna take me off me pill, sharply told him bollocks to that for a game, so as things stand all my bits look ok and are all present and correct, so we have for now put it down to old age and the dreaded change approaching at what seems a rapid pace. Please someone invent a pill that you can take when you are ready and it makes the hold job lot pack up together just like that! I’m unsure quite yet what I am gonna turn into mind, I could morph into something exciting, 6 foot blonde tits under me chin would be nice ohhh size 8 too, why not take the view from the other side of the fence lol. I could get all dressed up in me garb in the hot weather with a bag bigger than me pmsl.

I hope it’s not too too warm to sleep tonight cos it’s been horrible and clammy of late, you know when you wake up and all the back of your necks wet through, yes it could be the double chins but I don’t think so just yet! I had a sneezing fit earlier today, twice actually and now I have a bit of a sore throat. I’d have some brandy but I aint got none so a drop of fake baileys is making me forget about it lol.

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well it looks quite gloomy outside the Bates Motel today, has been a fair bit of late and oddly just as I come out of work grrrrr. Work has been busy but progress is slowly being made thankfully. The sun comes out when I go in and goes in when I come out again. I’ve been waiting all week for a storm but alas my craving was not satisfied. It’s been really close and muggy and then the next minute quite crispy with a chill on the air at night and I’d have thought we would get a nice storm for me to watch but no. One boy got struck by lightening and had a heart attack, what’s the chances of that eh, hope he recovers soon.

Tennis is on grrrr, so absolutely pointless lmao. If you’re an armchair fan then good for you but I don’t watch it thanks, no excitement in it for me I’m afraid, hmmmm maybe it’s something you appreciate as you get older, like red wine and green cheese????? I’m sick of hearing about Michael Jackson full stop, he made a few catchy tunes, made a shed load of money, fiddled with kids and miraculously had three white children! I’m sure the people that loved him will grieve for his loss, I however won’t be. It amazes me how people react when famous people die, people they have never met. Granted some of them do some great things but as for having any feeling towards them naaaaa. I’m sure it would be different if I knew the person but I don’t know anyone famous pmsl. It’s all just a media circus, tributes to him one day and then pulling him to shreds the next. Madness honestly, as mad as he was. I think a lot more people should have said what they thought to that guy and didn’t molly coddle to every whim. Maybe it will turn out that it was all the drugs that killed him, hey that was his choice. Please just stop going on about it now I ain’t interested and all I’m likely to say when the truth does come out is yeah so lol.

Life’s ticking over quite nicely at the moment. Ok I could do with an extra bit of money to shove under the mattress just in case but I can hardly see that happening lol. Stuff just keeps getting more and more expensive all the time. Mind you here’s a thing. Moggis and Tezzis sell milk for £1.54 for 4 pints and sugar is 94p a bag. Two of the biggest retailers and where I work milk is £1.25 and sugar has just gone back down to 75p. How can they be charging such high amounts for them when we sell them at those prices all the time and we are a much smaller retailer. Just another case of rip off britain I’m afraid. If you’re poorish like me you have to shop about and it’s not just a copper or two’s difference really is it.

Ohhh I hope the sun comes out at some point today lol. I have the whole day to mesen cos Normans at his grannys, inset day tomorrow lol.

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

If brains were  a disease and you could claim summet on the social for them more people might have them. Tonight an article on the local news about Leeds and the lack of flood defenses. Hmmmmmm now this really isn’t rocket science now is it???

Once upon a time we didn’t get flooding on the same levels we have now. It’s because people have concreted or paved everything over and because of global warming, the change in our climate in just my lifetime has been immense and yet people want more, not prepared to give up some of the uneccessary things we have in this world of ours now.

So Leeds, they are worried now about all those luxury appartments that have been batted up left right and centre because they are gonna flood. What is the point in building anything near a water source????? Beats me why people want to live by water these days full stop because of the dangers of flooding. It’s been getting worse year in year out now for years but then someone says I know lets build luxury appartments by the river cos it’ll look pretty and bring life back to the city. Yeah providing you’re a duck that is pmsl. Some people really don’t have any sense at all, it’s all on looking good and what have I got. Fuck all really when it’s flooded pmsl.

Leeds council wants one hundred million pounds! Hmmmmm the government aint got a pot to piss in so where’s that gonna come from I wonder????

Look North

Classic case me thinks of shit for brains. Classic bolt the stable door once the horse has already fucked off!

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It’s funny where things lead to ain’t it. Hang on let me make a J, this might be a long one and then again might not be either lmao. I was having a browse to see what albums are out for release soon on amazon, something I do because some of the stuff I listen to ain’t mainstream if ya know what I mean lol. Ohhhh would you believe it Rob Thomas has a new album out soon, ahhhhhh it’s defiantely love lol. No I don’t fancy him as such but that voice can melt me in seconds and the voice is something that I listen to. I’m a Matchbox 20 fan, that’s the first time I think that that voice melted me but solo ohhhh and the first track up there with Santana always makes me wiggle me fat arse and make me wish I was this latin dancing diva pmsl.

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hmmmm I figured out where my blog went to, dim bitch. Only sent it to my other space pmsl. I’m not sure if my heads just wandered off alone unattended or if I have actually lost the plot. Maybe a bullet would be the kindest thing pmsl.

It’s the summer and for some unknown reason I still ain’t got an awful lot to natter about here. Things continue to tick over here, fit mans fit as ever and looks so good draped on top of me lmao. Ohhhh I was asked the other day who he was lol and today he came over and took Norman out on his bike after he’d fixed it for him and he got chatted up by the person who’d asked about him’s sister. Course he thought he was ace cos he’d got chatted up lmao. I wonder if I will get questioned as to who he is by her now???? Set of nosey twats round here pmsl.

I’ve seen quite a bit of him of late, not that I am complaining at all, I just hope he’s ok cos it’s unusual and him always taking the piss if summet was up he’d probably not say. Got to have him running to maximum capacity lets face it lol. I was dined and hot tubbed the other night again lol, usual for me to go out to play in the week I know but yes it does get boring sat here on my own all the time lol.

Been busy at work, things are settling down a bit more now only I have been on driving duties for 2 days, was actually quite pleasant apart from all the tossers on the roads, oddly all male! I’m sure that indicators come as optional extras ya know, fart and give us a clue? It’s amazing how many new streets are mounting up, new houses on every space inch of land and trust me some are the size of rabbit hutches and built of cardboard. It’s amazing how poorly some houses, well most of them lets face it are built these days, not built to last like the old red brick houses like I live in. Granted it’s got that shit pebbly stuff on the outside but the houses underneath are crackingly built, just a shame they belong to the council and they do a tin pot job of repairs and there ain’t a single wall inside that is straight or paintable. We were going to be having all the alterations done next year but that’s been magically put off until 2012 now, cutting it fine that is cos I think they have to all be brought up to scratch by then legally. My wiring in this place is still the old old wiring with black red and yellow wires is it lmao. Can’t wait for all that mess cos I am gonna  make sure my walls are stripped and I am gonna fight tooth and nail for them to replaster the lot, can kick off if nowt else lol, ya never know.

I’ve been tinkering in the garden again today, showing willing and all that and I definitely have a wasps nest at the bottom of the garden, shame the vermin never get stung lmao. I’ve lobbed a load of their rubbish back over the fence too, why the hell I have to get it all thrown my way I’ll never know but it’s par for the course here. She’s apparently got to take youngest child to school or she will be getting prosecuted, not that she’s told me this but one of the family has. I really don’t know how they get away with all that they do, she’s already got one that refuses to go to school and even the youngest doesn’t want to go either, must be because of what he’s been taught lol. She’ll be waiting to get him some ADHD money as soon as he is old enough. Mind there’s nothing wrong with him or there wasn’t until he was born into that family lol. He’s been taught nothing right. Still in nappies and he’s 5 I think and he dribbles non stop because he can’t talk properly. Thursday was bin day, already had a mountain piled up as usual but couldn’t be bothered to get the bins out and it’s not my place to do it for them. There’s plenty of them in that house to organise getting the bins out, so already I have bags of rubbish piling back up again outside and it’s a week and a half before the next collection so god only knows how much shite will be there by then. Plain and simple bone idle and they think that the world owes them something. Oddly though it doesn’t if you ain’t prepared to work hard for it!!! Maybe someone ought to tell them that. A whole family that are neither use to man nor beast is something to be said and that’s about it. Not one of them has a purpose or a use except to drain the system of resources and there’s a lot of people like them unfortunately, I think most people know someone like that don’t they. They’re allowed to get away with it though and lets face it they are only doing what they have been taught. How the other half live lol. It’s amazing what people say to me about them but at the same time it’s saddening to see.

Here’s hoping the sun will be shining tomorrow and that Norman behaves at school, makes me mad sometimes cos he’s such a gobby little twat, answering back and having a clever gob is his forte lol. He doesn’t get that from me cos I am quiet although I do speak my mind lol. I don’t waste me energy on the last word mind cos with him no matter what I say I am lying. I think it’s just a boy thing but I’m sure he’ll learn one way or another, nowt I can do about it lets face it part of life learning curve lol.

Here’s hoping now that seeing as I have actually bothered to blog that it magically appears on my space, the proper one I mean lol. Time for a bath next for me and tomorrow I think I’m gonna colour me hair again. Tried one of those new fangled ten minute things and yes it looked good when it was first done but it’s gone to pot a lot sooner than a regular half hour one normally does. So sticking to the old half hour one I will be doing from now on lol. Thankfully I’m not using it to cover the grey as yet lol.

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well I did think this had posted but would ya know it once I finally do get here it’s not published when it said it had grrrrrrr. 5 days ago I supposedly posted this grrrrr, stupid thing just won’t have it!!! Oh and oddly the day before that but no joy, blooming live writer just wouldn’t have it for some unknown reason, probably just because it could lol. Why does the sun go in as soon as I set foot outside I wonder? The blog posted earlier was cos it’s started working and they were actually saved fortunately so I could post them when possible lol.

Yes I am good today again, went to school to see woman at last and really it’s not a whole lot to do with me, think they just want to keep me informed. You’d really think that they would know how to handle awkward kids lol. If I misbehaved mind I got a clout and daren’t do it again but alas we can’t beat children anymore although some of them would be much better people had they had one or two good hidings lmao.

It’s getting to summer and wouldn’t ya know it the old trotters are needing a lot of work lol. Why do they get so dry and minging I wonder, they don’t trussed up in me boots but as soon as I wanna wear me flip flops bottom drops out. Bad enough all the minging feet I see when I am out and about I can’t be having some just the same lol. Even fit gorgeous man has been tending his cos it’s flip flop weather and his criminail as he calls it isn’t so bad now he’s been fettling em thankfully. I bought him some posh shea butter foot stuff and he loves the smell so he uses it lol. Least he’s not been round in the grand dad deck shoes since I took the piss lmao.

The world is continuing to go to hell, soon we will all be at war, folk not doing what they are told to do, having minds of their own, good and bad. Long as we have holes in our arses we’ll find summet not to be happy about, or we’ll try and stop one from having what someone else has. We’ll all be at war sooner or later cos as humans we can’t leave well alone half the time, some think they always know best and try and go about things all arse about tit. Humanity has taken a long long time to get to where it is and it’s gonna take a long long time to get to where it’s going, that’s if we don’t blow each other to smithereens before that! Ohhh the joys. I might not like everyone but so long as they don’t bother me that’s fine. I can agree to disagree and I can’t fight the entire world, change takes time it ain’t about to happen unless we take it slowly.

I’m gonna get  mesen off and have a bit of a pamper night, get me trotters sorted out and maybe do me nails too, push the boat out a bit lol. Radox here I come.

Later, stay as sexy and gorgeous as ever xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just think!